Milk those titties

An 18y.o girl with big titties is bound to get the attention of tradies, but the following comments and turn of events was a surprise....

Girls walks past...

50yo man says "Did you see her rack!"

Milk delivery truck pulls up near her...

"I bet he stopped to milk her!"

Lactating fetish maybe? Maybe in a nutritional breast milk donating sense your comments would have been plausible, but I dont know about you old man. Especially the part when the girl with the doc martins and stripy sock walked past and you said she had bad dress sense. I think you need to put the goon bag down and pick up a womens weekly magazine.

Gay Radio!!!

"Did you know there is a gay radio station? Like an actual station for gays!? A whole radio station for queers!!"

Just keep calm and have another biscuit. I know it's alarming but gay people even have ears and radios like everybody else.

No speak English...

"She doesn't even understand English. You could be asking her for a root and she would just say 'yes' but she wouldn't know what you are talking about until you stick your finger up her ass"

Nice try, mate. I will put money on the fact she could understand English just fine, she just didn't want to talk to a fuckhead like you.

Somebody is watching....

Ever get that feeling you are being watched? If you are a girl in a bikini

at a hotel pool, then chances are you are being more than watched

"The hotel room looked out onto the pool and it was full of air hostesses in bikinis. I couldn't help myself so I hid behind the curtains and had to rub one out"

You make me sick. You take peeping Tom to a new low.

The breakfast pizza

"I found a pizza shop nearby but I don't think they will deliver a family pizza and a coke at 10 in the morning"

Look womble, it's really no surprise you are the size you are. Even your attitude is chubby. Please stop panting and sweating, I won't know what to do if you have a heart attack .

I'm not racist but...

This post is several quotes from several people regarding roadworks and asians.

"They even have Asians working at vicroads now anyone can get a fucking license"

"The reason why the ring road is so fucked is because of all the Asians"

"The whole Melbourne road network is fucked because of all these Asian engineers who have got no fucking idea"

"So many fucking Asians have cars, it's bullshit"

"I'm not racist but the worst driving I've seen is from fucking Asians"

"Is there any other bakeries around, I don't like the look of those Asian pies"

"What is this fuckwit driver doing, I bet they're Asian"

"the CBD turns into the Asians domain after about 3 in the morning. Once all the Aussies have gone to bed"

Some interesting theories, but not really plausible. Let me guess, you read the herald sun and listen to 3aw? Mmm Hysteria in its mildest form. Did you know that black people steal TVs?

Overheard at work

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